Death Code: Ninja (1987)

Death Code: Ninja (1987)
Once again, Godfrey Ho's goatee'd doppelganger Tomas Tang is back with a heartbreaking tale of family tragedy, revenge, and random scenes of some white guy training. The Killer Couple of Patrick and Joan want to get out of The Life and live peacefully with their young son - but they know too much about the vaguely explained and assuredly sinister criminal ninja organization to live - no mean feat considering the leaps of Godfrey Ho logical faith required to make sense of anything in this movie. Like some kind of Godfrey Ho take on Lady Snowblood, Joan must take revenge for her husband and young son. No one will escape, except for whoever got cut out of this film and hamhandedly duct-taped-and-tie-strapped into Ninja: American Warrior. Oh and there's some evil white guy doing something-or-another with an "Asian Star Wars Strategy Map" and another white guy will use every ninja trick in the book to get it back for the good ol' USA in a finale that will leave you breathless in mild puzzlement