The Impossible Kid (1982) The Movie: dir. Eddie Nicart It’s action and excitement at one-third the size! Or something. Diminutive Filipino superstar Weng-Weng is Agent 00 of Interpol, and he’s on the trail of a band of terrorists who’ve been kidnapping industrialists, some of whom prefer to dress like Don Knotts on “Three’s Company.” Agent 00 woos the ladies, beats up the tranny assassins, and gets placed in a bird cage. All in a day’s work. Official Page